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Post by gitorffamoilannn on April 10th 2008, 10:09 pm

my drake keeps a pickin on my cockrel

why is my cockrel such a wimp?

does he need special chicken food or somethin?

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Re: drake vs cockrell

Post by Lovage on April 10th 2008, 10:25 pm

gitorffamoilannn wrote:my drake keeps a pickin on my cockrel

why is my cockrel such a wimp?

does he need special chicken food or somethin?



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I would suggest that you make chicken noodle soup from him if he's that wimpy, or maybe a nice coq au klampit vin

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Post by Admin on April 10th 2008, 10:43 pm

He need stilts, the drake is so much taller it makes him fee inferior frog

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Post by Lovage on April 10th 2008, 11:10 pm

Admin wrote:He need stilts, the drake is so much taller it makes him fee inferior frog


he doesn't feel inferior on account of the tallness of the drake...that drake's got a dark and shady past..he's got form.....affraid that cockrill's chicken for good reason!!
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Post by Admin on April 10th 2008, 11:16 pm

In that case I go with a pointy stick or a Kalashnikov, or maybe borrow these sheers hedge clipper

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Re: drake vs cockrell

Post by gitorffamoilannn on April 13th 2008, 11:11 pm

oo arr you beez a bloodthirsty lot,

i was thinkin youz bein perscribin aay erbal remidee an all youz wanna do be maim an cook,

i be boilin me wellingtonz in fresh cow pee so i bee.


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